On my way home from school, some stinky old man in pajamas told me that I would get to be the babysitter tonight. I didn’t know what he meant, but after mommy and daddy left for the night, I switched bodies with the babysitter. She put me in the corner for playing with her chest thingies, and now she’s yelling at me. But that’s stupid, I’m the babysitter now! I’m the cool twenty-year-old who doesn’t need to listen to some dumb nine-year-old, and from now on, I’m in charge!