Part of me pondered how desensitized the world was as I took a Great Shift selfie to show off the body I got. I know that if I were a girl, I’d be jealous of this bod. Well, I guess I am a girl, make that a woman, now… If I am a woman, you should have more modesty than to pose in my underwear, but that jumper I had on is not very flattering. Wait, this is a clothing store, one where people are going a bit crazed at the moment, but I think I should try and reinvent my image. I am a woman now, so I may as well learn how to dress like one.