I didn’t ask for this. Nobody really asked for the Great Shift though. Some were thrilled by their new bodies, but even more people hated the ones they were given. I honestly had little to complain about with my new body. Yet, as I stood here in the darkness, trying on one of my old shirts on my new body, I felt like I would never get used to this, and would be haunted by my, admittedly sexy, body and what I had lost.