Word of the wise, if a drunk wizard comes up to you and offers you a wish, don’t listen to him. I wished to own a then vacant house through legal means without losing a single cent. This wish somehow changed both my life and my body. I awkwardly left my new home in search of this wizard, who then he threatened to reshape my personality and memories if I kept hounding him. I decided to cut my losses there and try to enjoy my new life as an attractive, home owning, young black woman.