So, I invited a younger woman into my hotel room last night. She said the hotel screwed up, booked her room to somebody else, and she was looking to see if she could sleep on the couch in my room. I gave her the benefit of the doubt, but come morning, I found myself in her body, naked, with her nowhere to be found. She stole nothing beyond my body, and as I looked at myself in a nearby mirror, seeing my new heavenly body stare back at me, wearing one of my old body’s shirts, I wondered if it was that much of a loss. The fuck am I saying? Of course it was!