I always had terrible climate based allergies that prevented me from traveling. As such, after the Great Shift landed me in the body of a local on a tropical island, I was thrilled. At least before I realized how much I hate the tropics. It’s hot, humid, and the sea is full of disgusting turtles carrying diseases. Hell, there’s nothing to do but go back to my temporary home and masturbate… Oh please, you wouldn’t?