Check one, check two. Yep, my body swap device not only works, but it works from miles away. I targeted somebody at random, which was a really dumb idea, but I now wonder if I should spend a little time in her body. After all, I just fondled her, and that just made masturbation seem all the more appealing. Wait, I just invented a machine that could change the world in ways I cannot imagine, and I’m thinking about fapping? Humans truly are animals at the end of the day, aren’t they?