Sulk In Peace

Sulk In Peace“Hey, look, I’m sorry that I turned you into a copy of my ex-girlfriend-”
“It was an accident, scientific breakthrough, you’re sorry, yada, yada.  It’s cool.  I get to spend some time as a good-looking black girl, and enjoy myself.”
“…The transformation’s permanent.”
“…What?”
“Look, I am eternally sorry, but I…”
“Leave me.  *Slurp*”
“…Whatever you want.”
“I want my body back.”
“…I’m sorry.”
“Yeah, and I’m sorry I trusted you.  Now, leave me to sulk in peace.”

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