See those flowers next to me? They turned me into a woman. It took a year full of angst to fully transform, but I’m glad I went through with it. I may be a bit on the heavier side, but I feel happier than I ever did as a man, and it’s all thanks to these flowers growing in my backyard. I filled my purse with their seeds, and am off to spread the joy of being a woman. Maybe, just maybe, the entire world will get to experience the joy I feel each and every day.