Fucking hell mom… I get that you wanted to test out dad’s invention and see what it’s like to be a teenage boy. I allowed you to go on a date with my girlfriend, and even said you could even go all the way with her, it’s not like I haven’t. But it’s been three hours, and you haven’t responded to any- oh, finally she calls. It’s about time you… what? Mom, this is a joke, right? No, no, no, you are not keeping my bod- dad’s in my girlfriend’s body and you two are- you took how much and- Hello? Hello? …Fucking hell mom.