Apparently it was not enough to admit that my girlfriend had it harder after an argument that I didn’t even start. Oh no, she switched our bodies and had me get her body ready every day, go to her job, and interact with her family and friends, for an entire month. Now she claims that she lost the rock that got us in this place to begin with. …You know what, screw her. This is my life now, and I’ll live it how I want to. I’ll quit her stupid job, dump her obnoxious friends and form a brand new life, since I’m not getting my old one back.