Youth is wasted on the young. They spend so much time worrying about their futures, their jobs, their schooling, their friends, and never truly appreciating what they have. Thanks to some trickery and bribery on my behalf, I managed to regain my youth by switching bodies with a nice young black woman,while she slowly dies in my decrepit old form. After telling her I was keeping this body, and destroyed her only for us to switch back, she went and gave herself a heart attack. Oh youth, such an powerful and amazing thing, wasted on the moronic young.