Ask No Evil

Ask No EvilSo, I ran into a woman rummaging through a dumpster, and after we talked for a few minutes, I learned that she had magical powers.  I naturally asked why she was scavenging through garbage can if that’s the case, but instead of answering me, she threw a rock at my head and ran away.  After regaining my composure, I discovered that rock transformed my body into that of a young black woman’s.  Everybody thinks I’ve always been this way, and from what I could gather, my life’s been going a lot better as a result.  I still wonder about that dumpster diving woman at night, well, nights when I’m not having lesbian sex with my now bisexual wife.

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