The 10-year-old Tommy was washing up for bed when the Great Shift hit, giving him the body of his teacher, Miss Kelso. He was shocked to see her body in such a revealing dress, having gotten back home from a date with her boyfriend. But with his prepubescent mind, he dared not touch her body, and instead contributed to #GreatShiftSelfie after his parents didn’t answer their phones. Thus leaving him scared and alone in his teacher’s body all night, hoping that this is all just a bad dream. It wasn’t, of course.