My community college was offering an experimental course, one where two students would swap with each other for 16 weeks. They would do assignments on what it is like to be someone else while keeping a journal, and be awarded 16 credit hours if they pass. I was pretty stoked on the idea, but then I went from a 20 year old man to a 37-year-old mom. I’ve had to deal with her horny husband, her annoying son, and go to her hectic job for the past three weeks, and I can’t wait to escape from this special breed of hell. On the plus side, her body’s pretty sexy all things considered, and I have a nice view whenever I get discouraged. Ah breasts, they make everything better.