Ah yes, hello my old friends, still scattering around, searching for food, and migrating from place to place. Oh, that was a fun simple life, and even though it’s only been a year, it feels like a lifetime ago. A year since I pecked a strange rock that transformed me into a human, a female human. My mind expanded after doing so, as I was flooded with knowledge of language, mathematics, science, and so many other amazing things. Yet I also got a new body, one that is incomparable to my old pigeon form with its curves and structure. A form that many, myself included, fine to be beauteous and a worthy mate. Though, for humans intercourse has purposes well beyond reproduction. Oh, but none of your can understand my words, can you? I just hope a few of you can experience the joys of humanity someday.